Inappropriate phone behaviour

Something you don’t want to hear at the end of a phone call with your mother:

“Well dear, I really should go now. I was just about to get in the shower when you rang and I’m naked.”

Honestly, the phrase “too much information” comes immediately to mind!

Activities to keep you occupied in church #2

Play golf on your mobile.

Far more irritating and far less interesting than the girl spotted knitting a while ago.

In fact, as the guy sat next to me played golf all the way through the testimonies of those being baptised this evening, I’d say it was pretty much inappropriate & insulting…

There you go, rant over.

Incidentally, I often find myself sat near knitting girl and it’s still very intriguing watching her knit through the sermon. She makes very pretty things.